Have you ever flown across the country for a job interview only to show up and be informed that the position was filled with an internal candidate the previous day? Does the term "overdraft fee" make you want to punch a baby? Did your last blind date turn out to be with your cousin? This is the world of bullshit...
You know this world. It's economy-sized, value-packed, and shrink-wrapped: you too can have it all for a nominal fee. It's the new product you have to buy in order for your old shit to keep working. It's the cliche you hear from that co-worker you can't stand. It's surgery, wars, minimum wage, soy milk, a nuclear Iran, the chick from the Progressive commercials, relationships, useless college degrees, the Wiggles...All those things in life that make you feel like you've been screwed over more times than a John Cusack character: Dude, That's Bullshit!
I hope the content of this blog will leave you thinking, talking, and most of all, laughing. When your world feels like a place filled with the kind of hopelessness and despair usually reserved for sad clown paintings or the country of Moldova, remember that you have a new weapon in your armory, a weapon forged from the solid steel of pessimism and sheathed in an impenetrable shell of common sense, and that weapon is the all-encompassing mantra of 'Dude, That's Bullshit!'
